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El Mikeo: Gone forever?
| The Funshow, created by young filmmakers Plueballs and El Mikeo, was popular worldwide. Obviously if you never heard of it, you're either gay, or you smoke crystal meth, and therefor don't concern yourself with affairs of the public. However there wont be any new episodes of the Funshow in its oldest and truest form, because of a devestating side effect of the Atkins Diet Program, little known to the public. Trouble by a weight problem nearly his entire life, El Mikeo (Born Michael Bradt) turned to this "miracle" cure as many other Americans did. The effects were fast and significant, as El Mikeo lost more and more weight. The changes happening inside his body however, were much more significant. | ||
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Taken November 20, 2003 |
Unknown to El Mikeo, the more and more his body was starved of carboyhydrates, his mind began to morph and change. (see images left) He turned from the hilarious and wonderful man known and loved by millions, to.. a giant flamming dillhole. He was suddenly much more concerned about "getting his Jimmie stick 'sum' [sexual intercourse]" then he was the hilarioity of his once original and horrifyingly sarcastic sense of humor. The Funshow quickly faded away. Plueballs, his long time friend was powerless to stop him. In a recent interview he was quotes as saying; "I did everything I could, but it was like he was someone else... someone not so much funny, but much more [explitive deleted] loving." El Mikeo eventually stole the rights to the Funshow, and sold them out, changing the name to Fun-shiznizle-show turning it into a hip hop variety hour co hosted by Jay Z. Only time will tell just how many more people will be affected by these horrifying side effects of the Atkins Diet Program. | |
